Ask Pandora!

Well I can turn into anything, like a human, bat, kitten, Dark Pit, Elephant and many more. So if you don't like this just tell me to turn into something.

Sat, 02 Jun 2012 20:04:38 -0400

Turn into Hades and watch Pit kick your butt all over again

... I don't think I've ever met you before. Hello.

Sat, 02 Jun 2012 20:04:00 -0400

EWWWWW!!!! Massive bug!!!!!!! Ew ew ew ew!!!!!

How'd you build a labyrinth without hands?

Sat, 02 Jun 2012 20:03:41 -0400

I built it before I lost my sexy body

Dear Pandora, how do you type without boxing gloves?

Sat, 02 Jun 2012 20:03:17 -0400

……………………………………………………………………..

how do you eat?

Sat, 02 Jun 2012 20:02:50 -0400

The only barbarian that eats around here is Pit

Underling of Medusa floating before me! It's time for you to atone for you crimes! I am Pit! Servant of the goddess of light! And YOU. ARE. HISTORY!!

Sat, 02 Jun 2012 20:02:26 -0400

Oh come at me, you little pest. Me and my…. secret weapon will destroy you. Mwa ha ha ha

REBLOG AND SEE WHAT YOU GET

Sat, 02 Jun 2012 03:54:45 -0400

pyrrhonthesungod:

Red - I love you.
Deep Red - I’m in love with you.
Pink - I could stay on your blog for hours.
Yellow - You’re amazing.
Peach - I miss you.
Blue - I want to get to know you.
Purple - You’re hot.
Brown - I would fuck you.
Green - I would date you.
Black - I hate you.
White - Delete your tumblr.
Violet - Go die

The only colours Pyrrhon would use are Purple, Yellow, Pink and Red.

Hello Pandora. You're looking as lovely as ever.

Fri, 25 May 2012 06:34:36 -0400

To bad you are as ugly as ever (he he)

Sorry

Fri, 25 May 2012 06:18:35 -0400

SOrry I have been inactive for the past 2 or so months. I have been busy (being lazy) and have not had the time to do so.

Thanks

-The Author

What is the laberynth of deciet supposed to do in a maximum effect?

Fri, 25 May 2012 06:16:40 -0400

Nothing

Get Back In My Wings, Woman. -Dark Pit

Fri, 25 May 2012 06:16:25 -0400

Thanks

Dear all,

Thu, 03 May 2012 02:15:52 -0400

I have not been active on tumblr lately because a darn Souflee, who ruined my whole labyrinth. Now I will be on again. K?

Overth-throw established Gods? I'm not that-t-t cr-r-razy. I am surprised no-no one else has p-p-p... ... Pointed it out yet. Maybe you're the only intelligent Goddess left-t?

Thu, 26 Apr 2012 18:57:54 -0400

You try to over throw us, all you will get is a world of pain.

Most gracious Goddess Pandora... I was wondering if, perhaps, you had any tips for a godling who seeks more power? How to impress and/or terrify his fellow gods? Or maybe just mundane things like making a good lair?

Thu, 26 Apr 2012 02:48:29 -0400

You’ve been asking quite a few people about you becoming a good godling. You better not be trying to over throw us. Well… to be a good liar, you have to practice not flinching or smiling. Get a friend and ask him to tell FUNNY jokes. Try not to laugh. To terrify fellow gods…. ask Palutena that, she’s ugly enough to know. Lastly, to impress you must do something impressive. Such as stealing Pit’s weapon of choice. Oh, and then using it to defeat HIM!

I think that’s enough info for today.

So, what you're saying is, you're willing to go back to living within my wings if I live with "mr. sunshine" for a WHOLE year... You do realize that you'll be there suffering with me, right? >p

Thu, 26 Apr 2012 02:05:52 -0400

…. didn’t think of that. What the heck, yeah I will.

He’s an angel. Even though he stole my powers, his...

Thu, 26 Apr 2012 00:41:58 -0400

He’s an angel. Even though he stole my powers, his attitude and colour is sooooooooooooo attractive.

W….what are you talking about?

Wed, 25 Apr 2012 00:55:00 -0400

W….what are you talking about?

As much as I'd like to, I already have a wonderful kitchen down here in the Underworld, and most of my ingredients are caught here. You could build a portal between here and there, though! You trick people into my realm, and I send them back on a platter.

Wed, 25 Apr 2012 00:44:14 -0400

Perfect, darling, perfect.

Meet Nutflee. He explodes upon contact of water. Souflee loves...

Wed, 25 Apr 2012 00:36:00 -0400

Meet Nutflee. He explodes upon contact of water. Souflee loves hot springs. So he’ll die. Better than a maze, right?

Perfect

Here you are, m'lady! I'm not sure if you would have liked it fried, but instead I present to you delicious grilled Balunka, freshly caught from the underworld's skies! Along with a grand selection of chips of all sizes and flavors! I do hope you'll enjoy eating them as much as I enjoyed making them. Leave me some of the salt and vinegar chips, though; they're my favorite.

Wed, 25 Apr 2012 00:29:59 -0400

Oh! Thanks! I’ll leave you one chip.

Can you come in my labyrinth with me? I’l supply the best kitchen and bedroom ever. SO long as you cook for me.