Get Back In My Wings, Woman. -Dark Pit
AnonymousThanks
Dear all,
I have not been active on tumblr lately because a darn Souflee, who ruined my whole labyrinth. Now I will be on again. K?
Overth-throw established Gods? I'm not that-t-t cr-r-razy. I am surprised no-no one else has p-p-p... ... Pointed it out yet. Maybe you're the only intelligent Goddess left-t?
AnonymousYou try to over throw us, all you will get is a world of pain.
Most gracious Goddess Pandora... I was wondering if, perhaps, you had any tips for a godling who seeks more power? How to impress and/or terrify his fellow gods? Or maybe just mundane things like making a good lair?
AnonymousYou’ve been asking quite a few people about you becoming a good godling. You better not be trying to over throw us. Well… to be a good liar, you have to practice not flinching or smiling. Get a friend and ask him to tell FUNNY jokes. Try not to laugh. To terrify fellow gods…. ask Palutena that, she’s ugly enough to know. Lastly, to impress you must do something impressive. Such as stealing Pit’s weapon of choice. Oh, and then using it to defeat HIM!
I think that’s enough info for today.
So, what you're saying is, you're willing to go back to living within my wings if I live with "mr. sunshine" for a WHOLE year... You do realize that you'll be there suffering with me, right? >p
…. didn’t think of that. What the heck, yeah I will.
He’s an angel. Even though he stole my powers, his attitude and colour is sooooooooooooo attractive.
As much as I'd like to, I already have a wonderful kitchen down here in the Underworld, and most of my ingredients are caught here. You could build a portal between here and there, though! You trick people into my realm, and I send them back on a platter.
Perfect, darling, perfect.
Meet Nutflee. He explodes upon contact of water. Souflee loves hot springs. So he’ll die. Better than a maze, right?
Perfect
Here you are, m'lady! I'm not sure if you would have liked it fried, but instead I present to you delicious grilled Balunka, freshly caught from the underworld's skies! Along with a grand selection of chips of all sizes and flavors! I do hope you'll enjoy eating them as much as I enjoyed making them. Leave me some of the salt and vinegar chips, though; they're my favorite.
Oh! Thanks! I’ll leave you one chip.
Can you come in my labyrinth with me? I’l supply the best kitchen and bedroom ever. SO long as you cook for me.
